Introducing Pop!

daecabhir often quotes his grandfather (Pop) and I adore the 'popisms' so much that I want to capture these tiny tidbits of wisdom and word play.

• Gunna have weather whether you like it or not.


• Iff'n a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its butt so much.


• My God boy! For someone who is so mart how can you be so damned dumb. (This *may* have been uttered to Daecabhir on occasion.)


• It's so cold, I got goose pimples on my duck bumps.


• Why don't you all run around outside and blow the stink off of you.


• Why don't you sit on a tack and let your feet hang down?