pandasheart | From Twitter 03-30-2011

08:45:29: Good morning twitter. Or food morning if your fingers are not behaving. Food + morning = good. #sheisintroublenow #justsaying
09:03:52: ZOMG! Today's shirt woot is just for @Daecabhir ! http://shirt.woot.com/ #icanhazapanda
09:43:30: @Daecabhir squeeee! I'm a #luckygirl !
14:44:22: 4th roofing contractor must have eaten _all_ of the quaaludes based on their quote. #notachanceinhell
17:37:43: Things my mother says: "Your father and I had no trouble having sex in a twin-sized bed." #brainbleachplease #wowjustwow
17:47:21: More things my mother says: "Your father liked to spoon. He was always on top of me!" #morebrainbleachplease
17:50:02: And yet another pearl from my mother: "Your father & I had sex in all sorts of places but you may not want to know." #brainbleachplease
17:52:10: Another pearl from mom: "See what you are missing out on by not having kids? I'll just have to embarrass you instead." #thanksmom
19:03:15: @katydidknits I know what my next car is going to be!
20:35:17: @Mach_05 @pfischer Panties. They are called panties!
21:25:22: @pfischer @Mach_05 In this day & age most guys are wearing boxer-briefs for panties.

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