QotD's

A triple treat from the same gentleman in the store today:


As he was looking for his wife -
"I came in with a wife & I am going to go out with one ... even if it isn't the one I came in with!"

When I mentioned that he might be in trouble with said wife -
"Aw, she loves me like a hog loves slop!"

On his way out -
"I'm the best thing since peanut butter!"