Bewildering Balderdash

"I've got to get a beer and go to church"

"It's like a blowjob for your feet."

"I have a tiny sword."

Wait to worry.
~Steve Petrow

You are a being of goodness. You can trust yourself. And you will get where you want to go, as long as you apply yourself diligently, and in good faith.

~Jennifer Parde

"Being able to make stuff is like being a magician, and the tools used are magic wands."
~Dazzleguts on Ravelry

Midsummer.
Days are longer, warmer, brighter.
There is life all around. Positive energy, growing plants, animals and humans.
We need to hang on to this. We need to remember the cycle of growth and rebirth.
We need to be kind.
Always kind.
Let the negativity go.
Believe in the future.
Blessed be.

“I've heard that the soul often recognizes truth when it hears it, even if the mind does not.”
~ Richelle Mead

"I'm sorry, but a knitter can't be trusted on this topic."
~via FB

My customers are awesome because they say things like this!

'No sloppy slits here!'

To Daecabhir, 'You are under the influence of a wise woman!'

Also to Daecabhir who was about to run someone's credit card:
'Don't say it out loud. Just do it!'

"I don't have enough time to be in a hurry."

“For those of you who are believers, pray for me. For those of you who do not believe, could you wish me a good journey, so I do not let anyone down.”

~Pope Francis