Cookie wisdom

Two bits of truth from the cookie...

• All your hard work will pay off soon.


• He who hurries cannot walk with dignity.

Faire-isms

From day two of 2015 VARF

• The great goat man = the bits under the kilt. As in when a man in the kilt bends over, you might see the great goat man. ~Rory the Dog


• Oh. You're one of those drinkers. ~a patron


• Wee nips = a safety mug


• I need a larger nip than that. ~a patron

In other news, this has been the best opening weekend for sales yet!