Opening day gems

Today was opening day of our VARF season and we had some wonderful snippets of 'wisdom' shared in the booth...

• I'm from Chicago. I know how to be a bag man.


• How you today? Schmeh?


• Drink until you see someone Scottish.


• I will listen for the stench ~ Longsotcking (of the fiddle tree)


• Foamy mug time! Foamy mug is my friend. ~ Rory the Dog