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MDRF observations
Some winning tidbits uttered by our patrons this past wekend...
Kid: What are apple spiders?
Mom: It's apple cider, and no, you can't have any.
Dear male patron:
Wearing female 'opaque tights' as tights doesn't work. Really. Trust me on this one. Please.
- Can you actually use these? ~patron holiding a piece of functional pottery
- I'm too fucked up to buy pottery! ~A very drunk blonde
- I've got a heavy burden here! ~Said in a NY Jewish accent by an old lady leaving the shop with a bagful of pots
- Vampire pigs! ~Apparently what a few patrons are being for Halloween
- There's a vessel with the pestle! ~ Customer quoting Danny Kaye from theCourt Jester
- Flower on the wall thing! ~Patron referring to wall pockets
Kid: What are apple spiders?
Mom: It's apple cider, and no, you can't have any.
Dear male patron:
Wearing female 'opaque tights' as tights doesn't work. Really. Trust me on this one. Please.