QotD - MDRF weekend 7
I don't do math in public.
QotD - MDRF weekend #3 edition
"I've got to get a beer and go to church"
"It's like a blowjob for your feet."
"I have a tiny sword."
"It's like a blowjob for your feet."
"I have a tiny sword."
QotD - MDRF closing weekend edition
"Because you have a sheep mug, I might actually get to sleep in the bed tonight!
~A happy Prancing Pony Pottery customer
~A happy Prancing Pony Pottery customer
QotD - MDRF almost done edition
"Which one of you is the most flexible?"
~Patron who wanted some items from a bottom shelf
"Where can I get those leather bits?"
~Patron who wanted a mug strap
(In song) "There's no line and they're clean!"
~Happy patrons using the privs first thing in the morning
~Patron who wanted some items from a bottom shelf
"Where can I get those leather bits?"
~Patron who wanted a mug strap
(In song) "There's no line and they're clean!"
~Happy patrons using the privs first thing in the morning
QotD - MDRF pirate weekend edition
"I have a purple hurt."
~Terry Tessem
"That sounds like something that goes with blue balls."
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dreamtigress
The question: "What keeps Judy and TT together?
The answer: His inertia and her tenacity.
~Terry Tessem
~Terry Tessem
"That sounds like something that goes with blue balls."
~
dreamtigress The question: "What keeps Judy and TT together?
The answer: His inertia and her tenacity.
~Terry Tessem
QotD - MDRF midway edition
"Terry Tessem! Now with less cussing!"
~The Tessem Stoneware booth
"Surly to bed, surly to rise,
~Tony aka Cecily aka Margaret Plantagenet
~The Tessem Stoneware booth
"Surly to bed, surly to rise,
~Tony aka Cecily aka Margaret Plantagenet
Entry tags:
Life after MDRF
A friend asked how things were going post ren faire. My reply?
"Post ren-faire life is almost as crazy as ren-faire life except that we don't have to travel to MD to do it."
"Post ren-faire life is almost as crazy as ren-faire life except that we don't have to travel to MD to do it."
QotD - MDRF Julytober edition
"He doesn't want to let go of his goblet."
~ new euphemism in the pottery shop
When the shire is too crowded, it's too peopley.
~ random patron
Happy birthday to me
We live in Smokey
Panda & Pony
Happy birthday to me
~There's a song for that [tm] after getting to wear my new Greeentree birthday shirt more than a month early.
~ new euphemism in the pottery shop
When the shire is too crowded, it's too peopley.
~ random patron
Happy birthday to me
We live in Smokey
Panda & Pony
Happy birthday to me
~There's a song for that [tm] after getting to wear my new Greeentree birthday shirt more than a month early.
Describing Daecabhir
In trying to describe daecabhir 's value to the Tessem Stoneware booth and why Master Tessem and Judy want to do nice things for him, Master Tessem said, "He is a donation of time and space."
daecabhir 's value to the Tessem Stoneware booth and why Master Tessem and Judy want to do nice things for him, Master Tessem said, "He is a donation of time and space."QotD - MDRF 4th weekend edition
Wife to hovering husband: "Go look at some boobs!'
Beer pressure - pressure from your beer buddies to buy a mug
Beer pressure - pressure from your beer buddies to buy a mug
QotD - MDRF Labor day edition
"I don't need them to match. I need them to be beautiful."
~Sabine about pottery
"Rain brain"
~Brian Davids about a rainy day at faire
~Sabine about pottery
"Rain brain"
~Brian Davids about a rainy day at faire
QotD - Opening weekend of MDRF
"I'm not the in kitchen unless I am lost."
~Misc. patron
"Behold my field of 'give a fucks'. Graze accordingly."
~Basement Lesbian
~Misc. patron
"Behold my field of 'give a fucks'. Graze accordingly."
~Basement Lesbian
QotD (MDRF weekend 2 version)
- That's not gay! That's manly!"
- Fish net Sunday ~ Angi
- "I'll have a double scoop of onion ice cream, please."
QotD (MDRF weekend 1 version)
She has two men. I hope she doesn't need a cucumber.
~ATW
Small mug = S.M.U.G. (in reference to the small mug that I wear around my neck ... because it's not for sale)
~A patron
Can you hold my staff while I go?
~A drunk patron at the privs
Mugs with the right attitude help you relax.
~A patron
What does an egg separator do? It separates the eggs from one another.
~Dad to his daughter
Me to patron: You look healthy.
Patron: Yea! Like a Clydesdale.
Wrap Pants Violation = new cover band name
When the young Miss Marguerite cannot remember my name, she calls me the 'other Panda'.
~ATW
Small mug = S.M.U.G. (in reference to the small mug that I wear around my neck ... because it's not for sale)
~A patron
Can you hold my staff while I go?
~A drunk patron at the privs
Mugs with the right attitude help you relax.
~A patron
What does an egg separator do? It separates the eggs from one another.
~Dad to his daughter
Me to patron: You look healthy.
Patron: Yea! Like a Clydesdale.
Wrap Pants Violation = new cover band name
When the young Miss Marguerite cannot remember my name, she calls me the 'other Panda'.
QotD - leftover edition
Leftovers from MDRF...
Sympathy spooge
~source unkown
As much fun as a mouth full of canker sores.
~Terry Tessem upon being told 'no' for ice cream.
Sympathy spooge
~source unkown
As much fun as a mouth full of canker sores.
~Terry Tessem upon being told 'no' for ice cream.
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MDRF: the last weekend
It's been a long hard season but we made it! The final weekend was a busy one but we had a few noteworthy tidbits...
- There's fucking nickels fucking everywhere! ~Terry Tessem
- Is that a dreidel? ~Drunk patron looking at ring holders
- I'm not the rogue that I used to be ~Random patron
- Therapeutic Parmesan grating ~Terry Tessem
- Conscious capitalism ~Another rennie about choosing to spend your money wisely (on artisans vs. big business)