QoTD - Lowes edition

It seems that we have found a "Super Dave" at Lowes (except his name is Keegan). He's very informative and knowledgeable in the realm of bathroom fittings, fixtures, fans, and etc. and has helped us out a ton on our two (so far) visits to the Lowes in Fredericksburg's Central Park.

These gems are from Keegan...

Regarding his girlfriend's art choice - "Slightly inspirational but on the morbid side."

In regards to someone droning on ad infinitum about something when you have asked a pretty question - "I asked for the time, not for you build me a clock."