Because my sister reminded me...

A funny before I forget:

Nephew William (from the bathroom): Anna Marie!  Come quick!

AMR: ACK!  ::: looks for Brian for the 'bathroom' emergency :::

Nephew William: Anna Marie!  Why do you have poison in your bathroom?

AMR: Huh?

Nephew William:  ::: pointing :::  You have a container poison right THERE!

AMR:  Oh honey, that is perfume!  (Poison by Christian Dior)  :::makes nephew smell it so he can be sure:::