I blame Panda!
November 24th, 2010 08:46 amTo the tune of MC Hammer's "You can't touch this"
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my shiny hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a heart to love and two sexy lips
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdork Panda from Charm City
And I'm known as such
And this is shiny uh u can't touch
I told you sucker u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me tell you about my girl u can't touch this
Fresh new licks and loves
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a dork girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or poem
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Panda
You talk about shiny that's hyped and tight
Lovers are sweatin' so pass them a towel
Or a book to learn what it's gonna take
And now they're gonna burn
Their love's legit either way man
So you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Panda time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust through the moves run your fingers through her hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Panda time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Panda time
Every time you see him that Panda's just so hype
A dork on the floor and he's magic in her heart
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' whoopie that just don't hit
I wanna tour around her world from top to bottom
It's Panda go Panda
It's Panda yo Panda and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my shiny hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a heart to love and two sexy lips
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdork Panda from Charm City
And I'm known as such
And this is shiny uh u can't touch
I told you sucker u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me tell you about my girl u can't touch this
Fresh new licks and loves
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a dork girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or poem
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Panda
You talk about shiny that's hyped and tight
Lovers are sweatin' so pass them a towel
Or a book to learn what it's gonna take
And now they're gonna burn
Their love's legit either way man
So you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Panda time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust through the moves run your fingers through her hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Panda time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Panda time
Every time you see him that Panda's just so hype
A dork on the floor and he's magic in her heart
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' whoopie that just don't hit
I wanna tour around her world from top to bottom
It's Panda go Panda
It's Panda yo Panda and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)