Um, hello May.

It's been so long since I've posted (almost two months) - whoops.  In lieu of a big post about things are crazy and what-not, I'll just leave a few tidbits here that were overheard at the Festival of Legends this past weekend.

• "You look like a dolphin gone wrong."


• "I love your belly. Can I have a discount."


• "How many masks do I need for oral sex?"

There may or not be some backdated posts in this space soon.