Bang! It's July!

Insert some comment about how time flies here!

What follows is some odd random bits that needed to be written down somewhere.

Overheard at the Prancing Pony Pottery booth at VARF this year:

• Wife: "Honey! Throw an axe! Show me your love!"


• Husband: "Uh. I don't throw axes."






• Parent: "Come on throw an axe!"


• Teen: "No."


• Parent: "But it's a life experience!"

• Husband, after wife purchases a vase with dragonfly sprigs all over it: "Oh good. You got the one with little 'goddammits' all over it."

Overheard at the Prancing Pony Pottery booth at Celtic Fling this year:

• "They gave me more sass than a drunk gay man!"

• "Warm up your eyeballs ... they're going to be rolling again!"