QotD

Funny bits from MDRF...

• You always save my pig! ~Happy patron because I put the piggy bank she wanted aside while she went to the ATM.

Me: (after cleaning the faire dust from a mug) "This is a good one - I can get my fist in it."
Patron: "Not everyone would think that that is a good thing."
Me: "Some people like that though."
Patron: "You trumped me."
My parting shot: "You'll be thinking of this conversation every time you drink from that mug!"