QotD

When I type penis, I mean PENIS!
~yours truly

Married meme

Who is older? Me
How much older? 2
Same high school? No
Most sensitive? Him
Eats out the most? Me
Worst temper? Me
More social? ME
Most stubborn? Me
Wakes up first? Depends
Usually knocked out first? Depends
Bigger family? His
Cries more? Me
Said I love you first? Me (but I asked first)
More messy? Depends
Better singer? Him
Better driver? Me