QotD - Holiday craft show edition

Vendor next to me right before the doors opened... "I'm going to put on a raincoat for the storm coming."

Random patron after being asked if she was going to sing... "I sing solo. So low no can hear me."

Seen on a sign in the vendor room... Boy: (n) - A noise with dirt on it.

Best comment of the day? A patron told me, "Your life must be so fun!"