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A triple treat from the same gentleman in the store today:
As he was looking for his wife -
"I came in with a wife & I am going to go out with one ... even if it isn't the one I came in with!"
When I mentioned that he might be in trouble with said wife -
"Aw, she loves me like a hog loves slop!"
On his way out -
"I'm the best thing since peanut butter!"
As he was looking for his wife -
"I came in with a wife & I am going to go out with one ... even if it isn't the one I came in with!"
When I mentioned that he might be in trouble with said wife -
"Aw, she loves me like a hog loves slop!"
On his way out -
"I'm the best thing since peanut butter!"
