The things that patrons say....

We hear some amazing things at ren faire and here is a sampling from the last two weekends...

• "Did you spin all this?" ~blonde girl


• "I mean, I like wood, but not that kind of wood."


• "I have to de-caca my house. There is too much caca." ~middle-aged lady to her friend


• "How long do your pottery mugs last?" ~young guy


• "Is this mug, like, pottery or pewter"? ~another young guy holding mug

The winner though, is Master Tessem, himself - "Whenever you think something is wrong ... you're always there."