MDRF observations

Some winning tidbits uttered by our patrons this past wekend...

• Can you actually use these? ~patron holiding a piece of functional pottery


• I'm too fucked up to buy pottery! ~A very drunk blonde


• I've got a heavy burden here! ~Said in a NY Jewish accent by an old lady leaving the shop with a bagful of pots


• Vampire pigs! ~Apparently what a few patrons are being for Halloween


• There's a vessel with the pestle! ~ Customer quoting Danny Kaye from theCourt Jester


• Flower on the wall thing! ~Patron referring to wall pockets

Kid: What are apple spiders?
Mom: It's apple cider, and no, you can't have any.

Dear male patron:
Wearing female 'opaque tights' as tights doesn't work. Really. Trust me on this one. Please.

Does he know me or what?

A few weeks ago this was the conversation at the country home...

Me: Sssssshit!
Mr. Panda: Is that the sound of tinking I'm about to hear?