From Twitter 04-07-2011

[pandasheart]

• 07:20:20: Waiting for roofing contractors, take II. #roof
  
• 09:17:02: Shingles are happening! #roof
  
• 15:58:01: @choochus Does Lambic count???
  
• 15:58:59: Roofer to gutter guy: "I've never felt so violated man, she was tweeting us on the Internet yesterday. #roof
  
• 21:20:11: Roofer to me: "Just like a man's body size is not indication of his penis size, there are some little girls out there with huge vaginas."
  
• 21:33:35: @Zoom_er I reckon roofing knows no gender boundaries....
  
• 21:35:24: Ultimate LiveJournal fail ... the link on their 500 error page that takes you to "known issues" takes you to their 500 error page. #wtf
  
• 21:58:20: @Daecabhir An off-hand comment about size not mattering gone awry.
  

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