pandasheart | From Twitter 05-12-2011

00:03:13: @Daecabhir Say goodnight, my NVP. #gotcha
07:12:59: Wow! Two red-headed woodpeckers in the front lawn posturing and pecking. What a delightful treat first thing in the morning. #mothernature
09:46:55: @BrightEyedDyer good luck!
11:23:21: @DDog But mannequin heads are so much easy to store than human heads... #justsaying
11:29:41: Dear @SunTrust: The live chat pop-up on your website is BEYOND annoying! No way to turn it off & it keeps blocking the test I want to read.
14:58:08: Dear knee: Seriously? Stop hurting! We have work to do. #ffs #codeowie
14:58:37: #thingsgirlswantboystodo = take out the trash
14:59:34: Me to random cold-calling frozen meat vendor: "Sorry dude, there's a vegetarian living here!" #justsaying #onehome
15:00:45: Mom to @DreamTigress upon trying to get her to eat a chicken thigh, "Try it! It tastes like ... chicken!" #shitourmomsays
15:01:34: Mom: "Shit is not really a curse word. It's just a bad word." #shitourmomsays
15:02:59: @SweetMaeB /agree! I got one for my 45th b-day; actual tat was inked a week or so before. It was nice to be able to show off at my b-day.
15:03:40: @SweetMaeB Do it before!! This way it'll be all healed and ready to be shown off on your birthday. #justdoit
15:37:58: @katydidknits SQUEEEEEE!!! Pink-colored congratulations!!
19:35:03: @dreamtigress just explained what "tea-bagging" to our mother. Today is mom's 69th birthday. #ourlivesaredifferent
23:15:13: FTR: St. Germain + Barenjaeger = total freaking mouthgasm!!!